Se numeste Diana Cretu si picteaza. Cu lumina.
Cand o fotografie spune chiar mai mult decat o mie de cuvinte … cand spune chiar o poveste, misterioasa, captivanta, atragatoare, lunga si frumoasa, te simti fericit ca ai avut privilegiul s-o vezi. Asta cred eu despre rezultatul muncii maestrilor zoomului, digitalului, expunerilor, procesarii. Fotografia este un alt fel de comunicare, una mai expresiva, este PICTURA CU LUMINA. Veti gasi incepand de astazi, cu o oarecare regularitate, operele unor astfel de artisti, fie ca sunt profesionisti, fie ca o fac doar pentru propria placere, ca si un hobby, dar care – cum spune o prietena a mea – ar trebui sa fie hobby full-time.
Right question
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. „I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. „Allow me to demonstrate.”
Ce se afla intr-o ceasca de cafea?
Haideti sa vedem de ce lumea produce peste 7.200 tone de cafea boabe anual, cand ea este de fapt o toxina alcaloida vegetala (precum nicotina si cocaina), un microb criminal ce ne stimuleaza blocandu-ne neuroreceptorii somnului, iar rezultatul: noi, treji!
Party
A slice of pizza is in the stomach, waiting to be digested. Suddenly, a shot of whiskey barrels down. The pizza lets it pass in front of him.
A few minutes later, another shot of whiskey comes through. Courteously, the pizza lets it pass in front of him, too.
A few minutes later, a third shot of whiskey tumbles into the stomach. The pizza asks they whiskey, “What’s going on up there?”
”They’re having a really great party”, says the whiskey.
”Really? responds the pizza. “I think I’ll go up there and take a look”.
An Accidental Quiche – Yes I can!
Now last week a well-meaning guest brought me some “cascaval afumat” – a pretty unprepossessing rubbery blob of fare that had been nowhere near a smokery and everywhere near a phial of chemical flavoring.
Stiati ca apa danseaza?
Cand te uiti cum picura un robinet sau cum ploua si picaturile se transforma in balti nici nu banuiesti ce se intampla in timpul acestor actiuni absolut banale. In urmatoarele 2 minute veti vedea picaturi de apa „descompuse” la 2.000 frame-uri pe secunda si veti fi martorii unor secrete nebanuite:
Paddy has a broken leg
Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes round to see him.
Mick says: „How ya doin’…?”
„Paddy says: „Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing.”
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy’s gorgeous 19 years old twin daughters lying stark ravin’ naked on the bed.
He says: „Your dad’s sent me up here to have sex with both of ya…”
They say: „Get away with ya …. now ya just prove it.”
Mick shouts downstairs: „Paddy, both of ‘em?”
Paddy shouts back: „Of course, both of ‘em. What’s the point of foockin’ one?”
Coloanele si stalpii, suport pentru publicitate
Creativii din publicitate in cautarea lor asidua de noi spatii de expunere, folosesc in acest post coloane, stalpi si piloni in campaniile pentru diverse companii. Iata cele mai ingenioase dintre ele:
Cine sta cel mai mult in bucatarie?
Barbatii petrec mai mult timp in bucatarie decat femeile – dar mai degraba pentru a manca decat pentru a gati. Femeile petrec in medie 6 ore si 52 de minute in bucatarie in fiecare zi, bucataria fiind de-a pururea considerata domeniul femeilor. Insa astazi barbatii petrec mai mult timp in bucatarie decat partenerele lor, spun studiile.
Cine primeste nuielusa in turul II?
Dear God. So far this year you have taken away my favorite dancer Michael Jackson, my favorite actor Patrick Swayze and my favorite singer Stephen Gately and my favorite actress Farah Fawcett. Just so you know, my favorite politician is Mircea Geoana. Regards