A cowgirl joke
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, „You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
A joke of 3 euro
Here you have a good joke before a new, fresh week. I hope you’ll like it even you’ve heard before the joke. The advantage now is that you see it played and the waiter’s face makes every single euro! Have fun!
A dog joke
A little boy called Graham asked his Mum: ‘Mum, may I take Fluff for a walk around the block?’ Mum replies, ‘No, because she is in heat.’
‘What’s that mean?’ asked little Graham.
‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
Graham goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I take Fluff for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.’
Jokes
A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house: „Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
‘You talk?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ the Lab replied.
‘So, what’s the story?’
Recession jokes
What is the difference between a banker and a bank robber? One wears a balaclava! How do you know an…
Blonde joke
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, „What the heck,” and I start jumping up and down along with her.
She said: „I have some really great news!
Beware of the other WOMAN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
When the engineers are bored …
It was a joke some time ago … Do you know which is the similarity between engineers and dogs? They both have smart eyes but they are not able to express themselves 😀 Ok, this was the joke, now it comes the serious part: you are going to see an interesting machine which keeps your dog busy while you are not at home. Brilliant! I wish I could have one of that for Snoopy, my dog!