The Pregnant Blonde:
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, „What the heck,” and I start jumping up and down along with her.
She said: „I have some really great news!”
I said: „Great. Tell me why you’re so happy.”
She stopped jumping and breathing heavily and told me that she was pregnant.
I knew she’d been trying for a while so I told her: „That’s great and I couldn’t be happier for you!”
Then she said: „There’s more.”
I asked: „What do you mean … there’s more?”
She said: „Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!”
Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said:
„Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam’s Club, and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!”