Beware of the other WOMAN

 I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double. „What’s that?” I asked.
„It’s a mother & daughter threesome,” she said.
I said „No” excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was „my lucky night”.
I went back to her place. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
„Mum, you still awake?”