A woman’s week at the gym
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my Husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
Irish hooker
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.
„Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only 20 bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
„What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
„I’m making love to me wife”, the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.
„Oh, I’m so sorry”, says the cop, „I didn’t know”.
„Well, needer did I – says Paddy – ’til ya shoined dat bloody light in her face”!!!
We can give her a present: the next spring
For all of you who are living in Romania (but not only), this first week of March is very special: we are celebrating the WOMAN and we say Welcome to Spring. If you love women as much as you love spring, we can all offer Cristina’s Liliana Dinu a spring; not this one but the next one! Read her story and visit her web page:
NO Speak English
A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Brisbane. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
Therapy
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?
A Chinese story
This is an incredible and fascinating story of a Chinese woman, and although the movie is spoken in Chinese only without any subtitling, the language is not a barrier here. And, after watching it, ask yourself, as the movie’s title does: can you do it too?
Fish vs. woman
Fish vs. woman: OMG! When you guys are overwhelmed …. you are sooo cute!
Beware of the other WOMAN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.