Prayers
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him:
“Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing”.
“What do they say”? the priest asked.
They say: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun”?
No show, no fun
Cad intr-o groapa un porc, un lup si o vulpe. Vulpea se uita in jur … „ooo, un porc – mancare, super! se uita in cealalta … fir-ar sa fie, un lup, o sa vrea sex nenorocitul! Ei na, asta e, am de mancare, nu mor …
Lupul se uita intr-o parte – „un porc, suuper, mancare!!! Se uita in “cealalta – o vulpe – suuper, am parte si de sex!
5 doors and a lot of fun
There are cars that look really stylish. There are others that appear really fast. The new Spark is a mix of both. Some cars look really stylish. Others appear really fast. Spark is a unique mix of both. Unique, lively and nimble in the city, very responsive on the open road, and a lot of fun to drive, this tiny car was specifically designed to raise the bar of the city-car driving experience. Enjoy the ride!
(No) More Sex
Deschideti de la dreapta la stanga pentru a va divulga o ghicitoare „exciting, delicious and happy” in scopul evitarii sexului neprotejat. Iar explicatia designerilor este urmatoarea:
Have some fun: bicycle race prank
Have some fun: bicycle race prank – A hilarious prank on people riding their bikes through a city park.
7 most embarrassing moments in sports
7 most embarrassing moments in sports: In sport there are sometimes moments like those captured in the following pictures. Try to have fun.
Beware of the other WOMAN
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.
banc nou: cine inseala pe cine ?
Un individ isi suspecta sotia ca avea un alt barbat. Intr-o zi, se hotaraste sa vina acasa la o alta ora decat de obicei si o surprinde dormind cu alt barbat. Scoase revolverul cu grija, sa nu-i trezeasca … il armeaza …
The Cowboy
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspap er for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
what’s for breakfast?
” You know what?” says the 6 year old. „I think it’s about time we started cussing.”
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, „When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”