A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question: „When you die and go to Heaven…which part of your body goes first?”
Suzy raised her hand and said: „I think it’s your hands”.
„Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”
Suzy replied: „Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first”.
„What a wonderful answer!” the nun said

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.