This is the last line of sexual defense
If you thought it’s realy something for your daughter’s virginity, you are wrong! The Yamaha’s prototype isn’t quite the first motorcycle airbag, but the first motorcycle airbag for your … jewels in case of a crash. It’s a multi-chambered air bag rigged between your legs, under the seat, to open in the case of a crash, for the most advanced safety scooter.
The night of april 1st
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 71 years old.
Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defence Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn’t stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defence Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven’t felt that good in years!
Defence Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so „spicy” that I just laid down and told him „Take me, young man. Take me now!”
Defence Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, „April Fool!” and ran off. And that’s when I shot him … the little bastard.