Toaleta ce-ti verifica starea de sanatate
Atentie ipohondrilor (dar nu numai lor)! Multumita japonezilor (cine altcineva era in stare de asta?) vom putea in curand sa uitam de vizitele dese la doctor pentru controalele medicale. Dar asta nu pentru ca nu ne mai pasa de doctor, ci pur si simplu pentru ca mai degraba mergem la toaleta si in timp ce facem treburi mai mici sau mai mari, „toileta inteligenta” va subtitui doctorul:
A toilet that checks your health
To everybody but especially for you hypochondriacs! Here it is a good news from Japan! The Japanese researchers announced us that soon we can forget the visits to the doctor for health check-ups. And this not because we’ve decided that we don’t need a doctor anymore but because a simply pee into the „intelligent toilet”.
Chinese sick day
Hung Chow calls into work and says: “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says: “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon … You got nice house.”