I don’t talk like House, or walk like him. I certainly don’t think like him. I don’t like to think for more than 15 minutes at a stretch actually; I am a fragile flower.

Malapropisms are twists of the language that, somehow, make sense even though they are seemingly senseless. Does that make sense to you? If so, then you’ve come to the right spot. Every day spoken examples:

They are often the result of what happens when a person talks faster than he thinks. Include me out.