Irish coffee
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband’s libido.
„What about trying Viagra?” asked the doctor.
„Not a chance”, she said. „He won’t even take an aspirin”.
„Not a problem”, replied the doctor. „Give him an „Irish Viagra”. It’s when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won’t even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went”.
The Irish Millionaire
Mick, from Dublin, appeared on „Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and towards the end of the program had already…
The Irish Sex Fairy
Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn’t change a word! I’m not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
A gigle, unfortunately so true
An Israeli doctor says: „Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks”!
Irish hooker
An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in the shadows.
„Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only 20 bucks. So they hide in the bushes.
They’re going at it for a couple of minutes when, all of a sudden, a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
„What’s going on here, people?” asks the officer.
„I’m making love to me wife”, the Irishman answers sounding annoyed.
„Oh, I’m so sorry”, says the cop, „I didn’t know”.
„Well, needer did I – says Paddy – ’til ya shoined dat bloody light in her face”!!!
Good jokes
Lost at Sea
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.
Irish doctor
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ‘Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks
No one as irish as … Barak Obama
Moneygall is a small village in County Offaly, Ireland. It has a population of approximately 300 people, has a Roman Catholic church, five shops, a post office, a national school, a police station and two pubs.President-elect of the United States Barack Obama’s great-great-great grandfather, Falmouth Kearney, emigrated from Moneygall to New York City at the age of 19 in 1850 and eventually resettled in Tipton County, Indiana. Kearney’s father had been the village shoemaker, then a wealthy skilled tradesman. And now for the SONG … Crank up your speakers.
The green St. Patrick
The original color of St. Patrick’s Day was not green, but blue. It wasn’t until the 19th century that green became Ireland’s national color and eventually the color of St. Patrick’s Day because of its association with the shamrock, springtime and the Emerald Isle.