An Israeli doctor says: „Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks”!
A British doctor says: „That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.
A Canadian doctor says: „In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
A Irish Doctor: not to be outdone, says: „You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain – made him Taoiseach, and now the whole country is looking for work.