Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the selotape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.
„God” he prayed, „I really want a car”.
Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.
„God” he prayed again, „I really NEED a car”.