Daca n-ai noroc, n-ai
Da’ si daca ai … One night stand cu Geoge Clooney. Lucky girl!
Some oldies but goodies
1. Two blond girls walked into a building … you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message – ‘… If you want marijuana, press the hash key…’
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, ‘Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.