Redneck logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
„What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, „Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” „I sure do.”
„Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
Malapropisms
Malapropisms are twists of the language that, somehow, make sense even though they are seemingly senseless. Does that make sense to you? If so, then you’ve come to the right spot. Every day spoken examples:
They are often the result of what happens when a person talks faster than he thinks. Include me out.