He will never have a gallery show: the sand dancer
It should be frustraiting to know that you are a great artist, and everybody loves your work, but you’ll never have a gallery to show off your best pieces. With a simple stick and a rake, and with not-so-simple gift of vision, he paints elaborated works of art in the sand. And there are indescribably well done! Peter Donnelly is the ultimate street theatre artist. Fading light, before the tide returns to wash his mirage from the shoreline.
Time management
time management
It happens to the best of us …
It happens to the best of us. It is about time this happened to her … Too funny to not share with you!!! I thought you all could use a good laugh today!
Rescue training session
Using some impressive skills with tilt-shift photography and filming he pumps out videos and pictures that present the illusion of miniatures brought to life. In this video Keith Loutit got to film a rescue training session with the Westpac Rescue Helicopter Service.
Abbott and Costello
COSTELLO: I Think I Need a Computer.
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer, I want to buy one.
How to jump the wall when you are tiny
In the UCLA’s campus a big squirrel jumps the wall easily, but a baby one is having trouble making it. He needs some help … a lot I would say!
Irish doctor
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ‘Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks
Focussed on possession
A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: ‘My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!’
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. ‘I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are,’ he says. ‘You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.’
‘How can you say such a thing at a time like this?’ sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, ‘Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.’
The Londoner looks down in horror. ‘F***ING HELL!’ he screams … ‘Where’s my Rolex?’
Job Interview – Pepsi Max
Job Interview – Pepsi Max: Funny commercial for Pepsi Max inspired by “Fight Club”; another perspective of a job interview.
Creative clocks
I have here for you, a collection of few interesting, creative and unusual clocks.
Tubular Time Clock: Time is displayed on the Tubular Time Clock in phrases such as “quarter past four” and “five minutes past six” instead of numbers.