Phone-call to an italian mother
Italian Mother: ‘Hello?’
Daughter: ‘Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?’
Italian Mother: ‘You’re going out?’
Daughter: ‘Yes.’
Italian Mother: ‘With who?’
Daughter: ‘With a friend.’
Italian Mother: ‘I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.’
Daughter: ‘Ma, I didn’t leave him. He left me!’
Dies slowly / Pablo Neruda
Dies slowly he who transforms himself in slave of habit, repeating every day the same itineraries, who does not change brand, does not risk wearing a new color and doesn’t talk to whom doesn’t know.
Dies slowly he who makes of television his guru.
Have some fun: bicycle race prank
Have some fun: bicycle race prank – A hilarious prank on people riding their bikes through a city park.
Get up and get dressed – in just 5 minutes
A Japanese gameshow (who else?) will teach you my dear friends how to get up, get dressed, cook breakfast and eat it in just 5 minutes. Here’s a video clip for all of you who are perpetually late in the morning. They don’t have one for us girls!
Lebron James and his impossible shot
Lebron James and his impossible shot: Have you seen this? Lebron James proves, once again, why he is named The King.
Whack a kitty
It must have been fun to make this video and so did the kittens, for sure. So, it’s time to play Whack-A-Kitty! *PLEASE NOTE THAT NO KITTENS WERE INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO.*
World champion at … burping
I have a friend who’s motto in life is: „Whatever you are, no matter wether it is a brain surgeon, an artist, a street sweeper, always just be the best you can possibly be”. Everyone has their own particular talent, but Paul Hunn has a … rude ability: to belch at 110 decibels. Action replays included.
Older women are so reasonable
After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: „44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white tv, but I got sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old girl. Now I have a 1.5 million $ home, a 45,000 $ car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I’m sleeping with a 65 year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.
Fuerza Bruta
I just saw tonight, at the end of the Eurovision show an incredible, awesome, wonderful, creative, fabulous, amazing, imaginative, fantastic performance … I recomend every one should see it!
Good jokes
Lost at Sea
Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously.