After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: „44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white tv, but I got sleep every night with a hot 25 year-old girl. Now I have a 1.5 million $ home, a 45,000 $ car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I’m sleeping with a 65 year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white tv.
Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises.