A cowgirl joke
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, „You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
Cina la inaltime pentru 15.000$ (fara bacsis)
In timpul London Festival Restaurant de luna viitoare de la Londra, festival anual, unsprezece din cei mai cunoscuti bucatari din lume vor lansa un restaurant in cel mai inalt punct de observatie din lume – London Eye. Pentru un micutul, minusculul, insignifiantul pret de doar 10.000 de lire sterline (cam 15.000$), tu si noua dintre cei mai apropiati prieteni puteti lua masa cu maestrul culinar pe care il alegeti:
Balansoare la Houston Hobby Airport
Ce se mai poarta prin aeroport?! Pai scaune, de exemplu. Dar nu de orice fel. Daca urmeaza sa calatoriti curand in SUA si ajungeti in Houston ori Boston veti gasi un pic din aerul de-acasa.
Time to stop
Fifteen days ago, the Cowgirl read that smoking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped smoking.
Eight days ago, the Cowgirl read that drinking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped drinking.
Yesterday, the Cowgirl read that having sex can kill you.
This morning she stopped reading!!!
Looxcie – si tu vei fi noul Big Brother
Se intampla tot timpul. Vezi ceva uluitor si vrei doar sa spui cuiva despre asta. Si in timp ce puterea ta descriptiva este limitata de emotie ori de surescitare, uneori ai nevoie de un pic mai mult.
Indoor drive-in cinema
O noua inventie in materie de entertainment vine din Statele Unite. Access Agency a finalizat discutiile cu branduri globale in fiecare mare oras din SUA si a lansat de curand ultima creatie destinata in primul rand brandurilor inovatoare – indoor drive-in cinema. Este o experienta unica ce va fi lansata pe tot parcursul anului, in diferite orase, cu un amestec unic de branduri colaboratoare in fiecare locatie.
God’s name
A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’
Redneck logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
„What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, „Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” „I sure do.”
„Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
Geeks are sexy la Intel Romania
In dorinta de a demonstra modul in care brand-ul Intel se implica in modelarea viitorului in timp ce-si pastreaza (inca) latura umana (de parca acum ar fi niste roboti … sau mai stii?! intotdeauna i-am suspectat pe cei din sfera IT ca sunt un fel de cyborgi 🙂 poate am avut dreptate), angajatii Intel Romania au decis sa recreeze secventa de cinci note muzicale a Intel.
Smokey-eye look
Smokey-eye look is a trend this year from day to night. Learn from this video how to do it quick, clean and perfect. The products used are from Maybelline, the brand which are celebrating being Official Make-up Sponsor of New York Fashion week. So, in this September, the most „fashionable” month of the year, Maybelline pops-up with a shop in London’s Seven Dials, Covent Garden! Open 16th-26th September! Find out more & watch how-to films at www.maybelline.co.uk