A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said:
„Jesus knows you’re here.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard:

Voca People – this is their name. What you are about to see is all human voices. No instruments used. The Voca People is an international vocal theater performance that combines vocal sounds and an A Cappella singing with the art of modern beat-box. Artistic Director: Lior Kalfo; Musical Director: Shai Fishman. I think groups like this are great … but seriously, I don’t understand why do they have to ruin the performance by wearing such stupid costumes? I don’t know if wearing lame-o costumes and make-up is supposed to make the experience better but …