To wish impossible things
To wish impossible things
„No one ever asks if you had a good winter.” – Douglas Haynes
What not to say on a first date
There are some things which you have not to say on your first date if you really like him/her. So take the following as advices and good luck!
Things that Mastercard can’t buy
Moral
Self-induced hangover: $400.00
Broken crockery: $800.00
Breakfast: $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk: „PRICELESS ”
There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can’t buy.
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time…. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?