Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
„Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
„I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
„Of course you do” his mother insisted, „we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
„That’s at our house,” Logan explained, „but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
An Australian, an Irishman and a geezer from Margate are in a bar. They’re staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He’s so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: ‘My word, it’s Jesus!’
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.