Pregnant turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
Right question
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent. „I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. „Allow me to demonstrate.”
What part of your body goes to heaven first?
The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning when she asked the question: „When you die and go to Heaven…which part of your body goes first?”
Suzy raised her hand and said: „I think it’s your hands”.
„Why do you think it’s your hands, Suzy?”
Suzy replied: „Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first”.
„What a wonderful answer!” the nun said