Barbie prices
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. „How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, „Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395”
The guy asks, „Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?
NO Speak English
A Russian woman married an Australian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Brisbane. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.