Sales versus Police
A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer.
A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
– I see you’ve joined the force, John, said the sales manager.
– Yes, Sir. This is the job Ive been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong.
Jokes
A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house: „Talking Dog for Sale.”
He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
‘You talk?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ the Lab replied.
‘So, what’s the story?’