rottweiler

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said:
„Jesus knows you’re here.”
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard: