Prayers
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him:
“Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing”.
“What do they say”? the priest asked.
They say: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do you want to have some fun”?
Teaching English
Teaching the natives English
A priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, ‘This is a tree.’