Passenger, to a Sexy Air Hostess:
– What is your name ?
Air Hostess:
– Benz, Sir !
Passenger:
– Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess:
– Same price, Sir!

A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’

An elderly Cowgirl and her Cowboy husband was invited to her friends home for dinner one evening. They was impressed by the way the the Old Cowgirl preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: „Honey”, „My love”, „Darling”, „Sweetheart”, „Pumpkin” etc.