Why God made mums
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the selotape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
Phone-call to an italian mother
Italian Mother: ‘Hello?’
Daughter: ‘Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?’
Italian Mother: ‘You’re going out?’
Daughter: ‘Yes.’
Italian Mother: ‘With who?’
Daughter: ‘With a friend.’
Italian Mother: ‘I don’t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.’
Daughter: ‘Ma, I didn’t leave him. He left me!’
Polar bear
Just enjoy this wonderful scene of a mother with two cubs … It doesn’t matter they are the biggest predators among the wild animals. Here they are just the mother and her kids.