Never lose hope
An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was…
How often do you change your underwear?
There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad …
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if his men changed underwear occasionally.
The first mate responded: „Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”