Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, „I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”

Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, „You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.”

– Is the second largest city in France;
– Its position in the Rhone Valley gives it an ideal climate.
– Is the epicenter of French gastronomy;
– As well as a major business center.
– Very relaxed, with even top businessmen going to work in jeans.

WOMEN’S REVENGE
„Cash, check or charge?” I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. „So, do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. „No,” she replied, „but my husband refuse d to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally”.