Lost in translation
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
„7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
Social: mergate man
An Australian, an Irishman and a geezer from Margate are in a bar. They’re staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He’s so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: ‘My word, it’s Jesus!’