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For my friends, Informal

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Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
„7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

For my friends

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A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house: „Talking Dog for Sale.”

He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
‘You talk?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ the Lab replied.
‘So, what’s the story?’