God’s name
A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’
Bran Muffins
The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.