Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mail box earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.
New green menu from Taco Bell
With their new menu which will rely solely on synthetic, lab-produced ingredients, Taco Bell boasts zero environmental impact or in another words: You will eat the garbage you produce. Wow! Sooo tasty! Still want fast-food?