A plati cu aceeasi moneda
A plati cu aceeasi moneda – Old people at weddings always poke me and say „you’re next”. So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Funeral Expenses
Jim died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said.
‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. ‘How much did this really cost?’
At the funeral
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said: „Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
„Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied:”I think he means her legs, Ethel….”