A guy was driving around Dublin when he saw a sign in front of a house: „Talking Dog for Sale.”

He rang the bell and the owner told him the dog was in the backyard. The guy went into the backyard and saw a Labrador sitting there..
‘You talk?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ the Lab replied.
‘So, what’s the story?’

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ‘Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks