How to be a gracious bitch
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parent’s nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father’s new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother! Jennifer asked her father’s new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. ”Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied.
Deeply profound thoughts by men
Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, „I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.”
Charles continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says, „You better think it over, Bob. Women like that are hard to find.”
Barbie prices
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. „How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, „Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395”
The guy asks, „Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?
The quote of the day
This crisis is worse than a divorce. I lost half my money and I still have my wife.