Barbershop
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked: – How long before I can get a haircut? The…
Sales versus Police
A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer.
A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
– I see you’ve joined the force, John, said the sales manager.
– Yes, Sir. This is the job Ive been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong.