A cowgirl joke
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, „You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
Time to stop
Fifteen days ago, the Cowgirl read that smoking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped smoking.
Eight days ago, the Cowgirl read that drinking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped drinking.
Yesterday, the Cowgirl read that having sex can kill you.
This morning she stopped reading!!!