What’s his name?
An elderly Cowgirl and her Cowboy husband was invited to her friends home for dinner one evening. They was impressed by the way the the Old Cowgirl preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: „Honey”, „My love”, „Darling”, „Sweetheart”, „Pumpkin” etc.
Bran Muffins
The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to the wife’s insistence on healthy foods and exercise for the last decade. One day, their good health didn’t help when they went on a rare vacation and their plane crashed, sending them off to Heaven.