college

Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
„What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, „Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” „I sure do.”
„Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.