OSLOVE – In violence, we forget who we are by Paula Bronstein
OsLove – the more we sweat in peace, the less we bleed in war by Geir Halvorsen
OSLOVE – We´ll not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other’s children / Fabrizio Bensch (foto: Pixdaus)

Do not empty your dog. Children play here! Pe-asta trebuie s-o traduca domnu’ Socaciu! Dupa principiul „Hasta la vista, baby!” egal „La revedere, draga!”, asta s-ar traduce: „Nu va desertati catelul. Copiii se joaca aici”, nu?!

Tired dog

An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had…

Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer.
She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.
Judy again, remarried, and this time, she & John had 5 more children.
Judy finally died, after having 25 children.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said: „Lord, they are finally together.”

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
„Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied:”I think he means her legs, Ethel….”

If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers! Name the four seasons. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.