A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen.
„What would you like for dinner, Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?”
He said, „Thank you, I’ll have chicken…”
„Fuck You. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat.”
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?

It’s easy to make a modern photograph look like an old sepia one. Just lightly brush the photograph with Coca Cola and dry quickly. Don’t wet it too much or it will buckle. Photocopied black and white pictures make great looking „antique” prints, if you treat them in the same way. Maps photocopied and treated this way, look fantastic in antique style frames.