Saying I love you
Saying I love you When you were only 5 years old, I said I love you. You asked me: „What…
Things that Mastercard can’t buy
Moral
Self-induced hangover: $400.00
Broken crockery: $800.00
Breakfast: $10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk: „PRICELESS ”
There are truly some things that both money and MasterCard can’t buy.
No Nursing Home for Me
About 2 years ago, my wife and I were on a cruise through the western Mediterranean aboard a princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly lady sitting alone by the rail of the grand stairway in the main dining room. I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, bellboys, all seemed very familiar with this lady.
Get up and get dressed – in just 5 minutes
A Japanese gameshow (who else?) will teach you my dear friends how to get up, get dressed, cook breakfast and eat it in just 5 minutes. Here’s a video clip for all of you who are perpetually late in the morning. They don’t have one for us girls!
what’s for breakfast?
” You know what?” says the 6 year old. „I think it’s about time we started cussing.”
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, „When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.”