Hung Chow calls into work and says: “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”
The boss says: “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon … You got nice house.”

Have you thought of being your own boss? You want to do what you believe in and not follow the orders of somebody who pays you? If yes, you are different. Most of the people in Europe have never had such thought.