A cowgirl joke
A cowgirl, who is visiting Texas from Arkansas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells the cowgirl, „You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
Time to stop
Fifteen days ago, the Cowgirl read that smoking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped smoking.
Eight days ago, the Cowgirl read that drinking can kill you!!
The next day she stopped drinking.
Yesterday, the Cowgirl read that having sex can kill you.
This morning she stopped reading!!!
God’s name
A blond got into heaven, and when she arrived at the Golden Gates, she was asked one question: „What is God’s name?” She replied, „Andy.”
„Andy? Why Andy?”, she was asked.
She replied, „Oh, you know, ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.’
Redneck logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic.
„What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, „Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” „I sure do.”
„Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.
Smokey-eye look
Smokey-eye look is a trend this year from day to night. Learn from this video how to do it quick, clean and perfect. The products used are from Maybelline, the brand which are celebrating being Official Make-up Sponsor of New York Fashion week. So, in this September, the most „fashionable” month of the year, Maybelline pops-up with a shop in London’s Seven Dials, Covent Garden! Open 16th-26th September! Find out more & watch how-to films at www.maybelline.co.uk
Pray before eating
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away.
„Logan, wait until we say our prayer,” his mother reminded him.
„I don’t have to,” the little boy replied.
„Of course you do” his mother insisted, „we say a prayer before eating at our house.”
„That’s at our house,” Logan explained, „but this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook.”
What’s his name?
An elderly Cowgirl and her Cowboy husband was invited to her friends home for dinner one evening. They was impressed by the way the the Old Cowgirl preceded every request to her husband with endearing terms such as: „Honey”, „My love”, „Darling”, „Sweetheart”, „Pumpkin” etc.
Barbie prices
A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. „How much is that Barbie in the window?”, he asks the shop assistant.
In a manner she responds, „Which Barbie? We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $395”
The guy asks, „Why is Divorced Barbie different from all the others?
Poetry contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed 2 minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was „Timbuktu”.
Outstanding 3D projection
Words are useless, trust me. What can you say … special effects, post production, screen, 3D projector? Just watch the astounding 3D effect maximized by Facade Mapping Image Show … The show was in Berlin (LG Hyper Facade): amazing 3D projection, brought to you by the LG Optimus One. Enjoy!