For my friends

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Independence Day celebrates the birthday of the United States of America. Founded on July 4th, 1776 with the signing of the Declaration of Independence, America is celebrating it’s 235th birthday! For all my American friends, relatives and viewers/readers Happy 4th of July everyone!

For my friends, Informal

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Passenger, to a Sexy Air Hostess:
– What is your name ?
Air Hostess:
– Benz, Sir !
Passenger:
– Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedes Benz?
Air hostess:
– Same price, Sir!

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I wish that God will give you a rainbow to every storm, a smile for every year, a promise to every worry, a blessing for every step you make. Wish you for Easter Light, Love, Understanding and Health into your homes! Happy Easter Everybunny!

Tripe and Onion
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Sharing a meal with someone is usually a pleasurable thing. Except when it’s not … or when it has a suprising twist… A delicious recipe for a quick lunch, from a vanishing age, served fresh and hot at a roadside shack.

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Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says:
„7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown”.
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.

For my friends, Informal

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A salesman was dismissed because he was rude to a customer.
A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform.
– I see you’ve joined the force, John, said the sales manager.
– Yes, Sir. This is the job Ive been looking for all my life. Here the customer is always wrong.

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This is happening right here in our country! We must stop this immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is farther away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had become!

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I am sick and tired to see all the same Christmas cards, so I’ve made for all my friends and visitors of this web-site a special card. You’ll have the pleasure to listen the unique voice of Frank Sinatra. Enjoy! Happy Holidays!