Ce nu vrei sa stie lumea despre tine
Berbec
Tu te crezi foarte cinstit, integru, independent si puternic. Ei bine, asta e doar opinia ta! In realitate, iti place sa dai ordine si tii mortis ca totul sa fie facut conform capriciilor tale. Iti place sa te impui, dar in adancurile tale esti un mare papa-lapta desi n-ai recunoaste-o nici picat cu ceara!
A dog joke
A little boy called Graham asked his Mum: ‘Mum, may I take Fluff for a walk around the block?’ Mum replies, ‘No, because she is in heat.’
‘What’s that mean?’ asked little Graham.
‘Go ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
Graham goes to the garage and says, ‘Dad, may I take Fluff for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.’