Campanie impotriva violentei domestice, banata pe motiv de violenta excesiva! Oare chiar toata lumea a luat-o razna? Pai scopul unei campanii este de a arata celor ce nu stiu, sau aleg sa ignore evidentele, ce se intampla cu femeile abuzate fizic, oameni buni! Din cauza acestei “violente excesive” unele chiar si mor! Continuare
Folosind abilitati impresionante pentru fotografie si film, Keith Loutit prezinta iluzia miniaturilor aduse la viata. In acest video Keith Loutit a filmat un curs pentru operatiuni de salvare cu serviciul Westpac Rescue Helicopter. Stiind aceste amanunte, spuneti-mi daca vizionand filmul va bate gandul ca ar putea fi un film de desene animate, sau pentru copii.
O femeie proaspat divortata, si-a petrecut prima zi de libertate impachetandu-si lucrurile in cutii si valize, pentru a parasi casa fostului sot. Un camion a venit si a incarcat totul, inclusiv mobila. Continuare
COSTELLO: I Think I Need a Computer.
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer, I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name’s Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W”.
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “W” if you don’t start with some straight answers… What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on “START”….
Pe patul de moarte sta intins un mos de 80 de ani, sot, tata, bunic, strabunic. I se apropie sfarsitul si de jur imprejurul patului sta toata familia: sotia, toti copiii si toti nepotii si cativa stranepoti. Toti asteptau in liniste si deodata batranul se trezeste si spune: Continuare
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. ‘Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients’.
‘Yes, sir!’ answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: Continuare
A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off to his colleagues. As he’s getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts screaming hysterically: ‘My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long it’s at the panel beaters it’ll simply never be the same again!’
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in disgust. ‘I can’t believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are,’ he says. ‘You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don’t notice anything else in your life.’
‘How can you say such a thing at a time like this?’ sobs the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, ‘Didn’t you realise that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you.’
The Londoner looks down in horror. ‘F***ING HELL!’ he screams … ‘Where’s my Rolex?’